Are you 19 months old?

Are you looking for a delicious snack?

Is your mom not paying close attention to you because she is feeding Jillian?

Then go ahead and unlock and open the backdoor and head on out to the garden to grab yourself a tomato. Don't you worry mom won't notice the tomato stains and seeds all down your shirt, and dad won't be upset about the broken tomato plant. And no one will notice the large tomato in your hand as you walk around the house.

A few things Lincoln has learned lately.


1. How to carry the stool from my bedroom into the bathroom.

2. How to stand on the stool to reach his toothbrush.

3. How to push the stool over so he can again stand on it and reach his toothpaste.

4. That if he puts his toothpaste in his mouth he can use his teeth to open the cap.

5. How to use his toothbrush to dig into the toothpaste to get some out.

6. That his little potty chair makes a great seat for eating toothpaste on.

I'm never going to have to pay a dentist bill for this kid.

Jill sat up all by her self last night, I'm shocked the girl is only 3 months old and she can sit up on her own!